Thursday, 7 February 2013

Nigerians full of praise for the super eagles

new word:
Keshi(noun) - a word used to describe a state of unusual ability to transform hopelessness into a sudden victory. 


example:
• sunday mba's keshiness won us the game against ivory coast.
• emenike is a superb striker - he possesses the keshi quality!






And After Elderson the son of
Echejile harkened to the voice and opened the flood gate of goals against the weak Malian Army, 

Keshi the leader of the troop knelt down in his heart and cried unto the heavens, saying Jehovah grant unto thy Army victory this day! And the Lord said unto Stephen, the son of Keshi, "I know thy works. I will grant you victory over thy adversary this day. Do as the spirit
says." 

And Stephen the Big Boss knew it was the voice of Yaweh! And he spoke unto Brown the son of Ideye, go into the goal mouth and await further instructions. And Brown obeyed the command and a through pass was laid across his path and he headed in nicely to the glory of God for Nigeria's second goal! 

And it came to pass that 10 idle
jegudugera gominas sitting in the VIP stand, were happy and they said let us boast the moral of the rampaging Eagles by donating a huge
chunk of shekels to them in order to boast their moral. And when they relayed the message
to Keshi, the Big Boss, he said unto the thieving Gominas; "Get behind me agents of Satan for I am in the spirit! And indeed Stephen the son of
Keshi was truly in the spirit and he received further directives from the spirit and passed same to Emmanuel the son of Emenike, saying "Go forth
and take the free kick." And
Emmanuel went forth and took the short which resulted into the 3rd goal for the Eagles! And there was great jubilations
across the length and breadth of
Nigeria, and the people were happy and they proclaimed, TRULY,

TRULY, GOD is a Nigerian!


Na cooperation make rice full pot..... They all tried.
10/10



All Progressive Congress (APC) Party: ANPP, CPC, ACN And APGA Finally Merged


ABUJA—THE country’s major opposition political parties, yesterday, resolved to merge into a new political party to be known as the All Progressives Congress, APC.
The four parties that came to the agreement as disclosed at a press conference in Abuja were the Action Congress of Nigeria, ACN, Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, All Progressives Grand Alliance APGA and the All Nigeria Peoples Party, ANPP.

The APC’s emergence came a day after 10 governors from the parties met in Lagos on Tuesday and resolved to push through the merger.The only major opposition party left out of the alliance was Labour Party, LP which has one governor in the person of Gov Olusegun Mimiko of Ondo State. Dr Mimiko steered his party to support the ruling Peoples Democratic Party, PDP in the 2011 presidential election and was not expected to be supportive of the alliance.
Announcing the formation of the new party in Abuja, yesterday at a press briefing, Chief Tom Ikimi, Chairman of the ACN Merger Committee said the parties had resolved to uphold the principles of internal democracy, focus on serious issues of concern to the people to rid the country of corruption. Ikimi’s assertions were endorsed by representative of APGA, Senator Annie Okonkwo, former governor of Kano State, Mallam Ibrahim Shekarau who was the Chairman, Merger Committee of ANPP and Garba Sadi, Chairman, Merger Committee for CPC.
The National Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Alhaji Bamanga Tukur, in his first reaction, yesterday, said the PDP was not in anyway threatened by the merger.
We need urgent radical change – Ikimi
The text read by the chairman of ACN Merger Committee, Chief Ikimi said: “At no time in our life has radical change become more urgent. And to meet the challenge of that change, we the following progressive political parties namely, ACN, ANPP, APGA and CPC have resolved to merge forthwith and become the All Progressives Congress and offer to our beleaguered people a recipe for peace and prosperity.
“We resolve to form a political party committed to the principles of internal democracy, focused on serious issues of concern to our people, determined to bring corruption and insecurity to an end, determined to grow our economy and create jobs in their millions through education, housing, agriculture, industrial growth etc, and stop the increasing mood of despair and hopelessness among our people.
“The resolution of these issues, the restoration of hope, the enthronement of true democratic values for peace, democracy and justice are those concerns which propel us. We believe that by these measures only shall we restore our dignity and position of pre-eminence in the committee of nations. This is our pledge,” the text stated.
He said that the decision would be immediately communicated to the appropriate authorities, including the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC.
Ikimi said that the Edo State Governor, Comrade Adams Oshionwhole was in full support of the ongoing process and that he could not attend the opposition governors meeting in Lagos because of travelling constraints.
On the effect of the name change on their members in the National Assembly, he said that the federal lawmakers were meeting on the issue, noting that the constitution allowed them to retain their seats so long as they did not defect to another party.
APC ‘ll guarantee Igbo Presidency —Annie Okonkwo
Senator Okonkwo told the Vanguard that the new mega party was the only party that would lead to the realization of Igbo presidency.
According to him the ruling PDP would most likely pick President Goodluck Jonathan as its presidential flag bearer in 2015, pointing out that with a candidate of Igbo extraction contesting on the banner of APC, there was the likelihood that the party would win.
On the allegation that the APGA National Chairman, Chief Victor Umeh was not part of the merger talks, Okonkwo said: “When all the governors of the opposition parties met, the APGA governor, Owelle Rochas Okorocha who is the leader of the party said that the party participated fully and endorsed the merger. I came here on behalf of the leadership of the party to represent APGA, so anybody saying something contrary is on his own,” he said.
Count us out of merger – APGA faction
However, a faction of APGA, yesterday, denied any participation in the ongoing merger arrangement. National Secretary of the Mseilla Massalla-led faction of the party, Dr. Ifedi Okwenna, said in a statement that the issue of merger of political parties was a very serious matter that needed adequate consultation, adding that the party did not permit the Imo State Governor, Owelle Rochas Okorocha to be part of any merger of political parties. Okorocha was among 10 opposition parties’ governors, who rose from a meeting in Lagos and endorsed the merger moves on Tuesday.
It’s gender friendly party —Abike Dabiri-Erewa
Rep. Abike Dabiri-Erewa presently representing Ikorodu Federal Constituency on the platform of the ACN said that the APC would become the most gender friendly party in the country, adding that women were represented in all committees.
“We have every gender represented in the party here, we can still ask for more but I want to assure you that women here will ensure that Nigerian women get better representation.”
Merger not a threat to PDP – Tukur
Speaking to reporters yesterday on the merger after inspecting the new Secretariat of the PDP, which he said would be completed next January, Bamanga Tukur who described the marriage as better, stressed that the move would inspire the ruling party to action, adding that the PDP was like Lionel Messi in the contest.
Said Tukur on the merger: ‘’It is beautiful. The more the merrier. Let me tell you. There is no polling in the whole Nigeria where you do not have one member of PDP. PDP is the only party in the country that fields candidates in every polling booth.”
That shows the acceptance. It does not mean that we want to be a party and there is no opposition, in fact opposition is a charge to action.
“If they have the strength why do they come together? If you go for a contest you have the striker, you know Lionel Messi, PDP is Messi in the contest. They (oppositions) are not a threat at all, it is better, it will inspire PDP to action.

Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000

Three persons suspected to be Fulani men who use monkeys to entertain people and collect money in the process, narrowly escaped being lynched in Enugu when a passer-by lost the sum of N200, 000 he just withdrew from bank.

Eyewitness told DailyPost that the victim’s money miraculously disappeared from his pocket when one of the monkeys touched him.

The three men who were carrying one monkey each were passing along the ever-busy Agbani Road, Enugu when they stopped in front of one of the new generation banks along the road where they entertained people with the monkeys doing acrobatic to the admiration of all.

However, DailyPost learnt that the entertainment turned sour, when a young man who just cashed N200, 000 noticed the sudden disappearance of his money as soon as the playing monkey touched him.

Immediately, the victim raised alarm, which attracted many people to the scene including some mobile policemen guarding the bank.

One of the monkeys was said to have vomited the money when the crowd gathered to lynch the monkey-wielding men and were even ready to set them ablaze but for the intervention of the policemen on duty at the bank.

Infuriated that the monkey vomited the money, the crowd went wild and threatened to kill the men who they accused of using their monkeys to steal money from people’s pockets when they gather to enjoy the fun from the monkeys.

When this reporter arrived at the scene, he saw crowd of people who had gathered to witness the strange incident. Shouting on top of his voice, one of them said: “We’ll kill them. These Fulanis are thieves. They have been using the monkeys to dispossess people of their monies. It is not only today, they have been doing it everywhere”.

A policeman at the scene, Mr. S.K.C Mba told DailyPost that they were waiting for re-enforcement from the Mobile Police 3 to take the three Fulani entertainers to their station so that the crowd would not lynch them.

Wednesday, 6 February 2013

50 things to do on valentine's day


  • 1. Write a love poem about each other and read it out.
  • 2. Call a radio station and dedicate a love song. Make sure he or she is listening!!
  • 3. Write '143' in lipstick on the mirror and below leave love note or coupon.
  • 4. Write 'I Love You' in a piece of paper and hide it in the lunch box or purse.
  • 5. Make heart-shaped bread toast for breakfast with hot chocolate dip.
  • 6. Plan a very surprise candle light dinner at home after 9 PM.
  • 7. Cook a delicious three course meal for lunch.
  • 8. Give warm oil massage or foot massage or back rub on a Sunday morning.
  • 9. Play your romantic dance song or salsa and try to dance together.
  • 10. Send a surprise romantic 'Text Message' or 'Email'.
  • 11. Read 'Kamasutra' or 'My Secret Garden' or 'Men in Love' together.
  • 12. Make a list of 10 things you love about each other.
  • 13. Make a photo album of your favourite memories together.
  • 14. Go camping on a rainy weekend with only one sleeping bag and one blanket.
  • 15. Shower together. (Warm 'Bubble Bath' is the best)
  • 16. Turn off the lights and sing a love song together.
  • 17. Go for a moonlight dinner in an open air beach restaurant near the sea.
  • 18. Use Red Ribbon to wrap your bed like a gift box bow.
  • 19. Give a bouquet of red rose or wild flowers.
  • 20. Take a walk together in the morning at your local park.
  • 21. Make a donation in your spouse's name to a special cause or charity.
  • 22. Watch an old black and white romantic movie and share a bowl of popcorn.
  • 23. Re-enact your very first meeting at the very first special place.
  • 24. Surprise your spouse with tickets to a movie or special event.
  • 25. Give an unexpected French kiss in the lift and demand to return it back to you.
  • 26. Send five different e-greetings just to say %u2013 I Love You.
  • 27. Post a snail mail 'I am thinking of you' card to your home address.
  • 28. Plan a small flower garden together.
  • 29. Spend a late night evening looking at the stars and make a wish together.
  • 30. Place a small wedding photograph in each other%u2019s wallet or purse.
  • 31. Write a classic, romantic, passionate, handwritten, heartfelt one page love letter.
  • 32. Develop secret signals and use them to communicate.
  • 33. Do the home cleaning and laundry together.
  • 34. Prepare a mini handwritten 'Love' invitation to do something special.
  • 35. Go to watch a movie in a drive-in movie theatre.
  • 36. Share a large chocolate ice cream cone or sugar sponge.
  • 37. Give 'World's Best Wife or Husband' certificate on your wedding day.
  • 38. Eat a chocolate bar together without using hands, but only with the mouth.
  • 39. Perform a 10 questions Quiz %u2013 'Kaun Jithega Das Rupiya?'
  • 40. Go shopping together to buy groceries or dress.
  • 41. Stand together in front of the mirror for 2 minutes a day.
  • 42. Go to the Taj Mahal together atleast once in your life time.
  • 43. Surprise with a 'very very special' dress.
  • 44. Buy a set of matching silk pajamas, and take turns modelling them for each other.
  • 45. Buy a new perfume or cologne.
  • 46. Do 'Pooja' together at home or at your local temple.
  • 47. Buy a new piece of gold or diamond jewellery.
  • 48. When attending a wedding, whisper: 'If I had to do it over, I'd marry you again'.
  • 49. Give a surprise by serving Sunday morning breakfast in bed.
  • 50. Ask to pick a number between 1 and 50, then reward with that number of kisses.

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What do you think about ghost? Read this

Now this is someone I know very well,although I was'nt there when this happened,But,I have interviewed her.

My neigbour passed on to the other side,few months later after his burial,Some man came with a bag,That he was sent by my deseased neigbour to deliver it to the wife,Then,they ask him when and where did they met,he said last week in such and such place,They ask him what is in the bag he said he does'nt know because the bag was locked,They brought out his pictures to show him just to make sure he is in right place,he confirmed that it him.

The man wife screamed and everyone in the hood gathered including my mother,the man repeated his story and the bag was taken from him and the key was taken off,Guess what?

The bag was full of money,.Pls I need constructive explanation to this story.And oh Pls no name calling because I know this family to be very poor,so there is no way he could have saved this money.

Friday, 1 February 2013

World’s Biggest Laptop



Fujitsu-Siemens turned things around with the biggest laptop in the world presented at this year’s CeBIT show in Hannover, Germany. A laptop can only be called a laptop if it fits on my lap. If, instead, the whole of my body can fit on its keyboard, and the screen is big enough to kill me if it suddenly drops, it is not a laptop anymore- how about a cracktop?

Nicki Minaj Almost Arrested in Dubai for Hugging a Guy

Nicki Minaj discussed nearly getting arrested in Dubai for giving a police officer a hug, during a recent appearance on theJimmy Kimmel Live show.
“I went to Dubai. I almost got in so much trouble because the guys in Dubai are so cute. It’s not even funny. One of the rules [is] you can’t hug a man if you’re not married to the man. And so when we were leaving, there was this one guy that was so freaking cute, I was like, ‘Bye!’ because I just wanted to have this one last moment to…savor the moment with him…”
Minaj continued, “Literally, I didn’t know he was a cop. They don’t have a police [uniform]. It was like a private airport. They were just dressed in their regular garments. I went to give him a hug, and it was literally, I almost felt like time stopped in Dubai. Ifelt like everything froze. Every single person turned around in slow motion like, ‘Nooo!’”
Minaj concluded, “Everyone in my team thought I was going to be put in jail. It was the scariest thing. He kinda put his arms up a little bit and cracked a nervous smile, and I was just like, ‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry!’ and I just left.”
Damn. What do you think?

Senate queries N4bn First Lady’s House



The Senate has expressed concerns over the N4bn earmarked for the construction of a mission house for the First Lady listed in the 2013 Budget of the Federal Capital Territory.It also queried the expenditure of N7.5billion for the management of  the city as well as the spending of N150million for the renovation of the Guest House of the Vice President in Asokoro, Abuja.
It considered for second reading on Thursday the budget of the FCTA totaling N253.199billion, of which N48.034billion is for personnel cost; N49.504billion is for overhead, while the balance of N155.66billion is for capital projects for the service of the FCT.